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A Twizler blank card featuring a woman who thinks she knows why the weighing scales are showing more than expected! A great card for a friend or anybody with a good sense of humour! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions.

The words on the front of the card reads These must be very heavy socks.

This comical card features a Kangaroo Mum who is fast losing patience! A great card for a Mum or Australian friend. This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions including a Mothers Day Card.

The words on the front of the card reads Dont make me come down there!

Our humour card features a teenager who is making the pirate life much easier! A great card for a son, nephew or any teenager with a phone addiction! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions including a Mothers Day Card and Fathers Day Card.

The words on the front of the card reads We dont even need the blindfolds these days!

Twizlers comical greeting card features a vegetable war and one very scared carrot! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions.

The words on the front of the card reads Youd butternut squash me!

Our funny blank card features a girlie night who knew it was so easy to learn Italian?! A great card for a friend, Mum, Italian or anybody with a good sense of humour! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions including a Mothers Day Card.

The words on the front of the card reads Lambrusco! Chianti! Prosecco! (to the left) She speaks fluid Italian. (to the right).

Twizlers hilarious card features a bee who has made an unwise move and risking the wrath! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions including a Valentines Day Card.

The words on the front of the card reads But I thought it was ME he liked!

This funny birthday card features a woman who seems to have some major budget issues! A great card for the friend whos always broke or the partner who cant stop spending! This card is blank inside making it suitable for a variety of occasions including a Valentines Day Card and Mothers Day Card.

The words on the front of the card reads Budget 40% alcohol + 40% food + 30% bills = 110% !!! (on the blackboard) and I know that doesnt add upbut neither do my finances. (at the top).

A hilarious card for the golfer in your life perfect for a birthday, a special occasion or perhaps for just for a laugh. It features two golfers in a bunker, one of whom has just trodden on the sand rake. The handle has flipped up and hit him in the groin! The other golfer stands by laughing At least you hit two good balls today! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read At least you hit two good balls today

A brilliant humorous card perfect for either the cat or dog lover you know. It features a cat dangling a bone on the end of a fishing line on one side of the door, whilst a dog has his head stuck through the cat flap! Hes been baited by the bone and is now in a very tricky spot! The motif reads Silly Bugger! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read Silly Bugger!

A comedy card, perfect for that person who is NEVER ready to leave on time! It features a centipede desperately trying to put his many shoes on with the words Hurry up were late! and Im just putting my shoes on!. A great card for any occasion or just for a laugh! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read Hurry up we're late! I'm just putting my shoes on!

A great card for the woman in your life who loves a drink! It features a woman pushing a shopping trolley laden with cases of gin and prosecco.and one single jar of olives. The trolley has crashed through the floor because of the weight and her friend says Youve overdone it with the olives. This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read You've overdone with with the olives.

A perfect card for anyone who has reservations about the vegan revolution or perhaps who just has a difficult teenager! It features vampire parents, with Dad looking on at his teen daughter disapprovingly. She is wearing a t-shirt that says 100% VEGAN. Mums assessment is Shes only doing it to annoy you dear. This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read She's only doing it to annoy you dear.

A hilarious card from our Canine range featuring a zebra lying across a road whilst his friend looks on. I told you I had a job. Perfect for anyone who loves a joke.or perhaps loves zebras! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read I told you I had a job

This brilliant card features a man reading his newspaper, sat next to his dog on the sofa both wearing muzzles. In the background the wife is saying to her friend One barks and the other snoresI forget which is which. A perfect card for any occasion and ideal for either the long suffering wife... or perhaps for the snorer himself! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read One barks and the other snores...I forget which is which

A brilliant card for that friend who loves a rude pun, or perhaps somebody who just likes cute squirrels! It features two squirrels on a tree branch, with one exclaiming Show me your nuts!. This card would suit any occasion or could even be given just to share the joke! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read Show me your nuts!

We all know that one person who is permanently cold, regardless of the weather. This is the perfect card for them! It features two camels under the blazing sun in the dessert. One is wrapped up in a hat, scarf, jumper and leg warmers! Youre still chilly then? This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read You're still chilly then

A hilarious card entitled Mirror mirror on the wall which features three mirrors lined up, two of which have been smashed. The final mirror looks terrified as he is expected to give his verdict on the woman looking in, whilst she holds a hammer behind her back, ready if she doesnt get the answer she wants! A great card either for the woman who is never happy with what she sees - or perhaps for the man who always fears saying the wrong thing! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read Mirror, mirror on the wall...

A brilliantly funny card, perfect for that person you know who loves a practical joke! It features a line of three stern looking police dogs and a fearful looking cat in uniform next to them. Laughing on the ground is another cat Well I did tell you not to lie on the application! This card is blank on the inside for your own message.

The words on the front of the card read Well I did tell you not to lie on the application!

A hilarious card for that selfie lover in your life perfect for a birthday, special occasion or even for that teenager who just wont put the phone away. This card features two crabs who are taking the ultimate shelfie. Perhaps they can post it on crab-stagram!

The words on the front of the card read - Shelfie

A funny card for that person who loves a cheesy joke perfect for a birthday, special occasion, Father's Day Card or even for that person who never stops with the cheesy one liners! This card features a mouse who does not quite get photo taking etiquette and is about to be very disappointed!

The words on the front of the card read Say Cheese Where? and Where?

A humorous card for that person who loves a good joke perfect for a birthday, special occasion, Brexit Card or perhaps even for that person who once had a dreadful haircut! This card features a sheep who is not overly keen on the new French shearer!

The words on the front of the card read Apparently the new shearer is French and Bugger.

A hilarious card for that person who loves a good joke perfect for a birthday, special occasion, Easter Card or perhaps even for that person who just loves those sparkly Unicorns! This card features two Unicorns who have missed the boat and Noah has had to sail off without them!

The words on the front of the card read Why Unicorns dont existthey missed the boat and Bugger

A funny card for that golfer in your life perfect for a birthday, special occasion, Father's Day Card or perhaps even just to wind up a golfer after a terrible day on the course! This card features two hedgehogs who have been on this course before and worked out the safest place to stand!

The words on the front of the card read Trust me THIS is the safest place to stand

A funny card for that keen traveller in your life perfect for a birthday, special occasion or perhaps even a bon voyage card! This card features a mouse who is off to explore France but of course needs to convert the cheese first!

The words on the front of the card read Id like to exchange my Cheddar for Brie please. and Bureau De Cheese