Canine Christmas Humour

Our hilarious Christmas Cards offer the perfect selection for your customers to choose from. Warning - may create chuckling within store.


Cards are 99p each and processed in units of 6. Adding a quantity of 1 to basket means 6 cards.


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Our hilarious Christmas card features two pigs shivering in the snow. One says- Dont worry, I heard were getting blankets for Christmas. Perfect for anyone who loves a good joke, or perhaps love the pigs in blankets with Christmas lunch! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Dont worry, I heard were getting blankets for Christmas.

A hilarious Christmas card questioning Where does Santa plug in his new hybrid sleigh? It features Santa clutching the plug as he stands right behind one of the reindeer who says Dont even think about it! A perfect card for the eco-friendly car owner or just somebody who enjoys a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Where does Santa plug in his new hybrid sleigh? Don't even think about it!

Twizlers brilliant and humorous Christmas card featuring a snowman with sticks for arms and a dog sat thinking Is he EVER going to throw that stick??? A great card for the dog lover in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Is he EVER going to throw that stick And Merry Christmas

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XMAS25 - Funny Xmas Card Sheepdog Antics

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A brilliant and funny Christmas card featuring a sheepdog puckered up under the mistletoe kissing one of his sheep! The thought bubble says If this gets out Im finished! A great Christmas card for anyone who enjoys a joke. This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read If this gets out I'm finished! Merry Christmas

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CANX33 - Admit It We're Lost!

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A fabulous and funny Christmas card for that special person who can never follow directions and ends up lost, or perhaps who just has a great sense of humour! It features the three wise men on camels facing a kangaroo. The words read Just admit itwere lost! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Just admit itwere lost and Merry Christmas

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a rabbit who has a very thought out plan! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are just full of good ideas!

The words on the front of the card reads I dont like the look of this!

Our funny Christmas card features Santa and his mobility scooter on top of a roof, with Santa reflecting Now what did I come up here for again..? Perfect card for the forgetful person in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read - Now what did I come up here for again..?

Our hilarious Christmas card is a great skit on The Snowman! It features the motif Were walking in theTHUD! and shows the snowman crashing into a chimney! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Were walking in the airTHUD!

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a wolf who thinks he has the upper hand on those carol singing piggies! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps a dark sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card reads Its cold outside. Come in and let me get you some blankets. Merry Christmas

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CANX40 - Baby Cheeses Funny Christmas Card

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Our funny Christmas card features the stable scene with Mary, Joseph and the three Wise Men depicted as mice. They are surrounding the manger with a round of cheese in place of the baby. The motif reads Behold the Baby Cheeses! Great for anyone who loves a good pun! The words on the front of the card read Behold the Baby Cheeses

With Santa on his way, this dog needs that extra bit of reassurance that he'll be on the good list!

The words on the front of the card read I know it's Christmas Eve, but I need to know - Have I been a good boy?

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Despite his best chat-up lines, Cupid is getting knocked back - the only thing he'll be pulling is Santa's sleigh!

The words on the front of the card read Cupid the only thing you'll be pulling tonight is that sleigh! and Merry Christmas

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Even Santa has to get proof he's delivered these days!

The words on the front of the card read I have to take a picture of the presents under the tree for proof of delivery.

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Santa is trying out a new team to pull his sleigh......not sure his choice is going to be very successful!

The words on the front of the card read Does he know we can't fly? and Merry Christmas

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Looks like Rudolph may have landed in a tricky spot by keeping his red nose lit up as he arrives in Amsterdam!

The words on the front of the card read Rudolph forgot to turn his red light out... and Merry Christmas

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This cat looks very annoyed someone has put the tree back up....seems it's going down again!

The words on the front of the card read When did this go back up?

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Looks like this present could keep him going until next Christmas!

The words on the front of the card read Snowflakes Jigsaw and Bugger

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Those reindeer can absolutely see the benefits of electric vehicles!

The words on the front of the card read Electric is definitely the way to go!

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

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XMAS76 - Funny Christmas Card - Santa Golf

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Who knew Rudolph's nose is also perfect for the golf course!

The words on the front of the card read Hold still Rudolph. I can't find the other balls in this snow! and Merry Christmas

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Rudolph has finally got revenge for all that name-calling...Friday night kebabs will never be the same again!

The words on the front of the card read North Pole Kebabs and Donner used to laugh and call me names..

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Whoever knew how difficult it is to keep a Partridge in a pear tree!

The words on the front of the card read Well, he wouldn't stay in the tree...and he kept eating the pears! and Merry Christmas

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Not sure the greengrocer will accept returns for that nose!

The words on the front of the card read You'd better be going to buy that carrot!

Cards are processed in units of 6

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

A hilarious Christmas card featuring a cat with mistletoe tied to its tail turning it towards a dog! The perfect Christmas card for a cat lover or just someone with a wicked sense of humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas.

A brilliant Christmas card featuring one of Santas reindeer wearing shades with antlers festooned with lights and baubles. The motif reads Prancer was not going to be outdone by Rudolph this year. The perfect card for that person who loves to be the most Christmassy! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Prancer was not going to be outdone by Rudolph this year